Points to make at your next coctail party.
June 19th, 2010
Fact: Patton Oswalt is not funny, but Daniel Tosh is hysterical.
Irony: Abraham Lincoln started the Secret Service.
Observation: The only way I could care less about the NBA would be to not know it even exists.
Fact: A common misconception is that a teardrop tattoo means you’ve killed someone. What it really means is that you’re a dumbshit. Or unemployed. Or both.
Observation: Febreze is quickly becoming the cranberry of cleaning products: it’s in everything now.
The photo today is of an old Korean woman at the top of the Seoul tower looking longingly in the direction of Chicago.
