Muhammed Ali was a draft dodger.
“…until at last there had sprung into existence a great Ku Klux Klan, a veritable empire of the South, to protect the Southern country.”
— Woodrow Wilson
Creator of Mother’s Day. And the federal reserve. And income taxes. What a great American.
Speaking of Woodrow Wilson. Does no one else see the unintentional irony of Progressive Insurance advertising on Fox News?
Students near San Francisco were told to leave school on “Cinco de Mayo” because they were wearing shirts emblazoned with American flags. So… they were told to leave an American school for wearing shirts with the American flag. It makes me so incredibly angry to type that… I’m just going to stop.
Did you know that Chinese products are so cheap because the Chinese government subsidizes a lot of production? I bet you didn’t know that. It makes me not feel so bad for shopping at Wal-Mart. Not that I felt bad to begin with.
I love certificates of authenticity. They mean that whoever you bought the crap you have from certifies it. Ridiculous.
Fact: If you wear a pinkie ring, you’re a douche bag.
The photo today is one of my favorites of Eva and I. It’s of us in Korea. Not Seoul. A little further north.