Norfolk, Virginia — A sea of degenerate tranquility.
Man, look how nice Norfolk is. It’s so nice you’d think it was anywhere on earth other than Norfolk. I must admit, Norfolk is rather… well, let’s just say that if it were a dinosaur it would be an ickysaurus. Or maybe a disgustingdon. Or perhaps a pukeceratops. You get the gist. Right along the water is nice in most places, but a block or so inland… well it gets quite Jurassic.