Hi, my name is Rick.

I learned on a BP commercial that there are 900 people answering phones and filing claims on behalf of people financially impacted by their oil disaster in the Gulf Region.  It would appear to me that BP is the only group in this country that has actually created any jobs.

Why is it that I walk up to a urinal full of urine in a public bathroom, and as soon as I stop in front it flushes, thereby spraying pee/water mist toward/on me?  And why am I always wearing flip flops?

Eva and I just returned from an incredible vacation in the Bahamas.  We were there for my grandparent’s 50th wedding anniversary.  Our entire family on my mom’s side was there: 24 people in total.  It was a blast.  I didn’t have one drink on the 4th of July because I needed to detox from a week with my family.  In celebration of this event, I’m posting a standard Bahamian photo.  This was taken from a restaurant named Cracker P’s where we had lunch.

Abaco, Bahamas