LeBron is so good it’s almost awkward to watch. It’s almost as awkward to type his first name.
I’m bringing back some highlights of the Google Instant Search results. I type in whatever is before the colon and whatever is after the colon automatically pops up. It usually represents what is most commonly searched for using that initial phrase.
I really think I : hate you
Mormons don’t know : how magnets work
LeBron James is : gay
Pregnant women and : cats
Everyone I know is an : alcoholic
Marijuana is : good for you
Criminals are : a superstitious and cowardly lot
White people : stole my car
Black people aren’t : scared of Halloween
10 reasons : to date a basketball player
Quickest way : to lost weight
Slowest way : to die
Wasn’t that fun? I know!
Take a look at this. Go Steelers.
El Paso, TX, Eva, Pittsburgh, PA, Rick
And worth reposting. Chicago at night.
Chicago, IL, HDR
Immediately following the Steelers Jets game, a commercial came on with Mark Sanchez talking about women’s heart disease:
Rick: “Why would women want to listen to a loser."
Eva: “Because they don’t want to listen to a rapist.”
Bill Maher is the opposite if Chris Christie. He’s skinny and he’s a douchebag.
Today’s picture is the latest shot of the baby bump!
I told you Flacco was garbage. Better luck next year.
Rick: “Danny Woodhead is two inches shorter than me.”
Eva: “Well, let’s find out when the next combine is.”
Tim Tebow is in an FRS commercial where he voices over the video. He keeps talking about everything “they” said he “couldn’t” do. At one point he says “They said I couldn’t get a scholarship to a D1 school.” I saw an ESPN piece about him when he was IN HIGH SCHOOL. From Wikipedia: “As a junior at Nease, Tebow gained prominence as he became a major college football quarterback prospect and was named the state of Florida’s Player of the Year.” It’s not very Christian to lie, Timothy.
I think the decline of America can pretty well be illustrated by the popularity of absolute television drivel: Mike & Molly, Man vs. Food, The Biggest Loser, Three and a Half Men, etc. These shows are stupid. People that watch these shows are stupid. Basically, if your favorite show has a laugh track or revolves around any aspect of food consumption, you are stupid.
16 more days of work at Ft. Bliss and then it’s off to Ft. Gordon for 18 months. Eva and I are really looking forward to it. I think Sydney’s excited as well.
Eva’s baby bump was more pronounced this morning than ever before. So, I snagged a picture to post for the faithful readers of this fine site. Enjoy!
Also, for Steelers fans, here is a little fine musical accompaniment to serenade you while you view the bump below.
Cell Phone Shots, Eva
People think Joe Flacco is good because the Ravens are good. That’s a non sequitur. And here’s why: Joe Flacco is garbage.
This picture is funny.
I hate Snookie more than I hate Satan and Hitler. On top of being annoying, she’s stupid and ugly and fat. Her celebrity is absolutely astonishing. Point to someone’s counterpoint: at least Rosie O’Donnell was famous for something other than fame.
David Akers must be taking kicking classes from Jeff Reed.
Here’s a choice little bit:
“…a portion of Ken Rogulski reporting on WJR in Michigan, two people here in line for Obama cash.
ROGULSKI: Why are you here?
WOMAN #1: To get some money.
ROGULSKI: What kind of money?
WOMAN #1: Obama money.
ROGULSKI: Where’s it coming from?
WOMAN #1: Obama.
ROGULSKI: And where did Obama get it?
WOMAN #1: I don’t know, his stash. I don’t know. (laughter) I don’t know where he got it from, but he givin’ it to us, to help us.
WOMAN #2: And we love him.
WOMAN #1: We love him. That’s why we voted for him!
WOMEN: (chanting) Obama! Obama! Obama! (laughing)“
And now something I think we all can enjoy! A fictional monologue:
“Excuse me ma’am. Hi. I must say, all of these sculptures are just absolutely magnificent. I’m particularly interested in something with a child. I’d prefer a little boy. Optimally a birthday boy. And I know this is really specific, but I’d like him to have his wrists bound behind his back and I’d like him to be hung from a round birthday boy sign. Is there any chance you have something like… oh, really? Oh I see it. Thanks!”
Cell Phone Shots
I wonder what people in Ethiopia think about the show The Biggest Loser? Trick question. They don’t have TV.
The Seahawks won the NFC West are going to the playoffs with a losing record. I think that pretty well closes the case of the AFC versus the NFC.
The pictures today are of Sydney during the Great El Paso Snow Storm of 2010. He loved the snow. There was about a half inch on the ground. It’s gone now.
Cell Phone Shots, El Paso, TX, Sydney