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July 28th, 2009

I ate Iraqi food for dinner tonight and I feel ill.  It was a hodge-podge of hajj scrambled eggs, potatoes, copious amounts of oil, and a meat.  It seemed like beef.  That being said, I haven’t seen a cow anywhere near here, and, contrary to popular belief, there isn’t exactly a preponderance of WalMart Supercenters where these people can shop either.  So there’s that.

I snapped this shot while I was at Ft. Benning in Columbus, GA for Airborne training.  The Columbus which surrounds Ft. Benning is… how should I put this… a $#!thole.  It’s like Oz, but instead of Kansas, Dorothy was blown away from Detroit accompanied by her abusive boyfriend and a dependence on plastic bottled vodka.  You know, the kind with a molded plastic handle and a label featuring some kind of bird-of-prey with obvious Russian overtones.  And her boyfriend has another kid with a stripper which he “swears he doesn’t talk to anymore,” referring to both the stripper as well as the kid.  And also Dorothy gets drunk off her Russian-style vodka and gets in shouting matches with her trailer park neighbor; they shout at one another over a car tire fence and use the word “ain’t” a lot.  But I digress.  Columbus is crappy.  I guess I could have just said that.  Either way, I thought this sign was cool.  The Candlelight Motel was, at the time at least, off-limits to Army personnel because of reported prostitution activity there.  And the only candles there are the ones heating up spoons full of heroin.

The only candles here are the ones used to heat the spoons full of heroin.

Columbus, GA, Point & Shoot